The Ablaze Link

Please go to that link on the Ablaze picture I just posted. You will find that the humor of the website speaks volumes about the theological concerns of this new synodical program or movement or whatever it is being called. Please take note that Ablaze has gotten bogged down. If this program is to "reach out" to 100 million people by the 500th anniversary of the Holy Reformation (October 17, 2017), something will have to happen soon. Current calculations say that there have to be some 22,000 contacts per day for the next 12 years. At present there have only been 331 per day. This means that the goal of 100 million contacts will not be reached for another 827 years.

Ablaze Calculator

http://www.geocities.com/ablaze_calc/

Humor: Latin You Can Use

Handy Latin Phrases

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.


Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

Here's a case where the Latin's even better than the English:

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si
marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
How do you get your hair to do that?

Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum
in ea posui.
Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new
litter in it.

(At a barbeque)
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes
right into your face?

Neutiquam erro.
I am not lost.

Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?


Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of
slips out.

New Pastor in Akron

Rev. Lon Landsmann Installation
Front: Rev. Bob Tauscher. Rev Charles Lentner, Debbie Landsmann, Rev. Lon Landsmann, Rev. Bruce Breudigam.
Back: Rev. Jack Kozak. Rev. Dean Kavouras. Rev. Peter Mills. Rev. Rudy Sandmann